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Zeus
09-25-2007, 07:31 PM
A group called the 'Suicide Girls' have put up a set of dirty pictures today inspired by Halo 3. The pictures revolve around 'Alaina' doing a streap tease with the use of Mijolnir armor. If you want to see more you have to be a paying member of the respective porn site, but it doesn't look like it'd be worth it at all no matter how much you get off over Halo 3.

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The Suicide Girls, who have long had a voice in video gaming, popped up a naught set of Halo 3 inspired pictures today. The set is images of the lovely Alaina doing a strip tease out of a set of Mjolnir armor. Ouch, I hope she didn't pinch herself getting that chest plating off.

Hit the jump for a mostly not-safe-for-work pic. You'll have to join SC to get the full monty. Hey, you can tell your significant other you joined for "research."


News Source: <A href="http://kotaku.com/gaming/porn/halo-3-soft-porn-303447.php" target="_blank">Kotaku</a> via <A href="http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Alaina/photos/Finish+the+Fight/" target="_blank">suicidegirls</a>

xllzerollx
09-25-2007, 07:51 PM
i could imagine a halo fan looking at this picture and only looking at the halo stuff haha

IJTF_Cinder
09-25-2007, 08:04 PM
And I thought I was one pale ass white guy.........Casperette! Get a tan, holy ****.

JonathanD
09-25-2007, 08:14 PM
Hmmmm some how I just don't see this as a million dollar idea... well best of luck to those girls, whats next ? Master chief doing goatse ?

PinKDeaTH
09-25-2007, 09:49 PM
Being as white and nerdy as i am, i'm into pale girls... but this girl just isn't attractive.

weetz
09-25-2007, 09:54 PM
Hmmmm some how I just don't see this as a million dollar idea... well best of luck to those girls, whats next ? Master chief doing goatse ?

the goatse guy is probably master chief anyway. btw my mate stevie seaward got caught wacking off to goatse...he denies it of course.

grapeape
09-25-2007, 10:01 PM
I dont see anything wrong with her...she's actually kinda cute in a "real-life" people kind of way. I prefer women that havent been body sculpted and starved to death.

JonathanD
09-25-2007, 10:25 PM
I dont see anything wrong with her...she's actually kinda cute in a "real-life" people kind of way. I prefer women that havent been body sculpted and starved to death.

I second that !!!

Plastic surgery and ribs showing is a turn off for me... I see ribs and I'm like "God she needs some food or she has a tape worm or cancer or aids or something..."

PinKDeaTH
09-25-2007, 10:36 PM
Egh... how can you like that face? Her body isn't that bad, but look at that face and those fatty arms.

PSPWAD
09-26-2007, 01:06 AM
Umm....ew? She's ugly as hell...

Frak-Frakistan
09-26-2007, 03:08 AM
I dont see anything wrong with her...she's actually kinda cute in a "real-life" people kind of way. I prefer women that havent been body sculpted and starved to death.

Yeah you would prefer an ape of a woman seeing that you are an ape

but it doesn't look like it'd be worth it at all no matter how much you get off over Halo 3.

Zues does have a sense of humor

o PUMPKINHEAD o
09-26-2007, 03:21 AM
I'd do it.

Soldiers On LSD
09-26-2007, 03:27 AM
LOL!! MEEEEEEhhhhh...

Does she think she will gain some nerd crowd?!

Yes she will... :(

Best crossover between videogames and XXX?

World of Whorecraft. Watching a woman painted green with large tusks comming out of her mouth saying "Yah Mon" while masturbating is just the most sick, funny, disturbing, WTF, I-hope-the-world-ends, stupid, ROFL, thing i have ever witnessed in my life.

GLSX
09-26-2007, 05:20 AM
http://www.sexole.com/galerias/foto.aspx?f=23&id=120&promo=45

majin
09-26-2007, 05:40 AM
UglY, but hey for XboTZ she must be the most beautiful girl theyve ever seen :cool: since all they see is girls made out of polygons.

Xenogears V
09-26-2007, 07:27 AM
Great physicist. For the face she can also wear the helmet.:p

Xenontc
09-26-2007, 07:33 PM
UglY, but hey for XboTZ she must be the most beautiful girl theyve ever seen :cool: since all they see is girls made out of polygons.

This comes from someone who generally only posts in "leet" speak and has a main goal in life to one day have sex with a PS3.

Scorpion3
09-27-2007, 05:10 AM
To all the people saying she's ugly and not hot...you're an idiot. It's Suicide Girls, the gals that AREN'T your porn stars, but more realistic women. Probably why it's got so many members on their site.

Xenontc
09-27-2007, 10:27 PM
To all the people saying she's ugly and not hot...you're an idiot. It's Suicide Girls, the gals that AREN'T your porn stars, but more realistic women. Probably why it's got so many members on their site.

Or it could also be the fact that it's $4/mo, versus the $30-40/mo that some of the other sites run.

Soldiers On LSD
10-19-2007, 03:17 AM
This comes from someone who generally only posts in "leet" speak and has a main goal in life to one day have sex with a PS3.

LOL!!! +1

Shazaaam!!!

Guykild
10-25-2007, 04:24 PM
lol
this is a piece of ****
she is uggly