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Zeus
08-17-2007, 08:24 AM
An internet company known as 'SplitReason' has been selling 'Achievement Locked' underwear, although for some the implied 'achievement' would have most likely unlocked many a-time. The underwear boasts a 95% cotton composition and 'amazing stretch for support, all for a price of just under $13.

<center><a href="http://www.maxconsole.net/content_img/ahcieva.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.maxconsole.net/content_img/ahcieva1.jpg"></center></a>
tigu55654
08-17-2007, 09:10 AM
do they come in men sizes?
UCC
08-17-2007, 09:21 AM
I'm not sure women are going to like this. You might as well call them all whores...
Frak-Frakistan
08-17-2007, 09:45 AM
i should get my girl these,and tell her to probably wear them after sex :p


You know once the achievement is unlocked
Knives
08-17-2007, 02:01 PM
I want the banned underwear for my lady. :D
richbambam360
08-17-2007, 02:44 PM
i should get my girl these,and tell her to probably wear them after sex :p


You know once the achievement is unlocked

I thought I'd like a pair of these for my girl then thought no way she'd look like the girl in the pic so i just forgot about the idea
xShrimp
08-17-2007, 05:54 PM
i wonder why they used a hairy girl for this, but this would be an awesome present for a girlfriend haha
pCeSlAyEr
08-17-2007, 08:08 PM
i wonder why they used a hairy girl for this, but this would be an awesome present for a girlfriend haha

hairy wha?
Sepioth
08-18-2007, 01:51 AM
I'm not sure women are going to like this. You might as well call them all whores...

that would make sense it it said Achievement unlocked ... locked would mean you need to EARN the unlock by playing the game. You dont need to play the game with whores.

'amazing stretch for support
and fat chicks
gonepostl
08-18-2007, 11:26 AM
That's incredibly clever
and sexy
But really clever
and sexy...
pCeSlAyEr
08-18-2007, 02:38 PM
that would make sense it it said Achievement unlocked ... locked would mean you need to EARN the unlock by playing the game. You dont need to play the game with whores.

and if its your girlfriend or wife?
Sepioth
08-18-2007, 07:04 PM
If it was my GF or wife I would want it LOCKED until I get to unlock it. I wanna play the game so I can unlock the achievement and all it's glory.

Achievement Locked = Virgin

Unlocked = Dirty Skank Whore.

:D