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Zeus
10-15-2008, 07:08 PM
Microsoft product management director Aaron Greenberg has said that Xbox 360 owners who aren't online will be able to get the upcoming dashboard update through game discs. Greenberg says that it will "probably the biggest moment in the history of the Internet" when the 14 million Live users download the update on 19 November. Greenberg was also optimistic that Live would not crash when the update is released. "We’re doing a lot of testing and making sure we’re ready for that. You never know. It’s not like we can test 14 million people doing something at the same time. The nice thing is that it’s a pretty small download, so it’ll be a matter of seconds—things like map packs or demoes or things that are larger cause a lot more strain on the service." he said.

News Source: <a href="http://www.gameinformer.com/News/Story/200810/N08.1015.1714.10605.htm" target=_blank">gameinformer</a>

pezjono
10-15-2008, 07:19 PM
Ya.... I don't think so.
I have read a lot of users on here only complain about it, even though I'm sure most don't even have a 360 but still took the opportunity to bash it.

Zeus put a spin on it, making it sound like Aaron thinks it is the "biggest moment in the history of the Internet" when the direct quote says:

"With that 14 million people, it’s probably the biggest moment in the history of the Internet." He is still way off, but not as dumb as what Zeus posted...

Ryupower
10-15-2008, 07:29 PM
do you thing Live will crash Nov. 19

PS3Rule
10-15-2008, 07:42 PM
Upcoming Dashboard update the biggest moment in the history of the Internet

microsoft are always more excited about their own crappy products than their own fans are. :D:D

skankyankee
10-15-2008, 07:52 PM
"It's the future of gaming"
/quote
/sarcasm

Rockman_Joey
10-15-2008, 07:54 PM
Correction...Online Pornography was and still is the biggest moment of Internet History!:cool:

Sepioth
10-15-2008, 07:57 PM
do you thing Live will crash Nov. 19

Guaranteed without a doubt it will crash.

Every company "tests" and everytime it fails.

Blizzard just released a HUGE patch for WoW in preparation for the next expansion pack. It crashed just like it did with their expansion before it. And that's even after a extensive beta testing phase.

MS want's to think they will survive this update without a major problem but it's pretty much a 110% chance they will have egg in their face on the 19th.

And this is not the biggest moment in internet history .. maybe in MS history but not the internet.

ku16610
10-15-2008, 07:58 PM
Wasnt that quake test 1
though of course it might be the biggest thing to hit the live network

crypysmoker
10-15-2008, 08:02 PM
Denial of service attack at the same time....... watch Live go BOOM

Totalfixation
10-15-2008, 08:03 PM
Biggest moment in the history of the INTERNET.... ummm... Yea.... right!

Xbox fanboyism flows through this sites veins...

man, i cant believe i sat here and read the whole gif you have in your sig. That is one long gif

bootyhuntah
10-15-2008, 08:20 PM
Biggest moment in the history of the INTERNET.... ummm... Yea.... right!

Xbox fanboyism flows through this sites veins...

L33T have you considered its not this site. Maybe its actually that the Xbox 360 has way more fans and PlayStation 3 hasn't lived up to expectations. People can't help it if they like one product better than another. By the way that doesn't make them a fan boy. IMO a fan boy says that a product is better without actual proof. Instead they rely on opinion. That is the definition of a fan boy. I think you will find many more Sony PS 3 fan boys because in this console generation there aren't many statistics among other aspects Sony PS 3 fans can rely on to prove that the PS 3 is a better :rolleyes: console. I see Sony fan boys, present company included, flooding into most, if not all, Xbox 360 threads pointing out its superiority (without real substanial proof) and not the other way around. Of course this is probably due to the lack of threads pointing out the PS 3 superiority :cool: ***Bootyhuntah walks away smirking*** ;)

ku16610
10-15-2008, 08:31 PM
L33T have you considered its not this site. Maybe its actually that the Xbox 360 has way more fans and PlayStation 3 hasn't lived up to expectations. People can't help it if they like one product better than another.By the way that doesn't make them a fan boy. IMO a fan boy says that a product is better without actual proof instead they rely on opinion. That is the definition of fan boy. I think you will find many more Sony PS 3 fan boys because in this console generation there aren't many statistics among other aspects Sony PS 3 fans can rely on to prove PS 3 is a better :rolleyes: console. I see Sony fan boys present company included flooding into most if not all Xbox 360 threads pointing out its superiority and not the other way around. Of course this is probably due to the lack of threads pointing out the PS 3 superiority :cool: ***Bootyhuntah walks away smirking*** ;)

Lol the problem with you post is it seems very fanboyish anyway , to be honest all the consoles are nice but hey everyone likes to hate sony , microsoft pc relationship has preety much been stockholm syndrome all the way , has suddenly the mass of linux fanboys escaped us , who really likes microsoft here btu oh they have a console that has preety much less performance than vista and we all love it , wtf sony who aint exactly tht much better has caused less stress to most of us. though to be hones nintendo have never done anythign wrong to the consumer evfen bending backwards to help the consomer so to all the fanboys out there give it up nintendo pwns all ur gay ass compay loyality **** , personally im bored of mario and zelda an could nto care less what console i get to play the next final fantasy game on but end of the day ill win cos im playing final fantasy and i exist to play games not prop up companies.

sorry lack of grammer an spelling on my 9th vodka tonight an dont care enough about the internet to give a **** about spelling isnt it great to be anon ;)

Taft
10-15-2008, 08:34 PM
Will be a nice update but biggest? LOl please :rolleyes:

retardbud
10-15-2008, 09:16 PM
um.. yea..... good luck with that...........

Claxiux
10-15-2008, 09:18 PM
It will be the biggest moment of the entire universe.... forever!

(fuk microsoft)

breakfast4
10-15-2008, 09:22 PM
i thought 2 girls 1 cup was the biggest internet moment? :eek:

poisonousjuice
10-15-2008, 09:29 PM
i thought 2 girls 1 cup was the biggest internet moment? :eek:

damn I was going to post that! glad I read through the comments so I didn't post a joke already up. hehe

bootyhuntah
10-15-2008, 09:45 PM
Lol the problem with you post is it seems very fanboyish anyway , to be honest all the consoles are nice but hey everyone likes to hate sony , microsoft pc relationship has preety much been stockholm syndrome all the way , has suddenly the mass of linux fanboys escaped us , who really likes microsoft here btu oh they have a console that has preety much less performance than vista and we all love it , wtf sony who aint exactly tht much better has caused less stress to most of us. though to be hones nintendo have never done anythign wrong to the consumer evfen bending backwards to help the consomer so to all the fanboys out there give it up nintendo pwns all ur gay ass compay loyality **** , personally im bored of mario and zelda an could nto care less what console i get to play the next final fantasy game on but end of the day ill win cos im playing final fantasy and i exist to play games not prop up companies.

sorry lack of grammer an spelling on my 9th vodka tonight an dont care enough about the internet to give a **** about spelling isnt it great to be anon ;)

LOL!! :rolleyes: The problem with YOUR post is you come across like a Nintendo fan boy. I'll quote you "to all the fanboys out there give it up nintendo pwns all ur gay ass compay loyality ****." I dont want to suck Microsoft D**K. I just look at statistics and look at these forums regularly and see patterns. Please re-read my previous post for info. I made myself quite clear as I questioned all PS 3 fan boy logic, as there really is none.....just loyalty and opinionated statements. If any fan boy comes into the forums stating bullshit, I for one, will call them on it. On a final note, competition in the consoles market is great for each console owner. I'm very aware of this fact. I wouldn't know how great Xbox 360 was if it wasn't for companies like Nintendo. Nintendo cares nothing, for the most part, about adult gamers and mature games. Of course, I wouldn't know how great the Xbox 360 was without mentioning Sony. Sony is still selling their console for WAY too much money and only defend its price with words like Blu-Ray and 10 year life span. PS 3 needs a price reduction and fast if it intends to be a contender. Multi-media is obviously not as in demand as Sony thought it would be. Oh yeah I hate Final Fantasy.....boring ass, turn based, bullshit. There are much better games IMO. I'm out! :cool:

gerbilboy
10-15-2008, 10:01 PM
And I'm the king of england

KainXS
10-15-2008, 10:18 PM
what a joke

DSnoob
10-15-2008, 10:22 PM
you can test it, just DDOS the update servers :P

DaFireStarter
10-15-2008, 11:23 PM
Yeah I want some of what Microsoft is on. LOL

msanchez
10-16-2008, 12:24 AM
.... talk about blown out of proportion. In all honesty I see very few people excited about this, and I mean few. Not even the amongst hardcore 360 fans is this thing generally welcomed. Most seem to think of it as a steps backwards as far as I can tell. As far as not crashing, well I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. If it really isn't that big then he has a point.

And as far as the definition of fanboy sub-topic that bootyhuntah/ku16610 are engaged in, a fanboy is he who just can't comprehend that other people don't have to like the same thing he does. They tend to react by insulting others whenever their preferences are challenged, and never even entertain the thought that the other person has his own reasons, or might be right. Their twisted mines usually warp any information that might be positive about the things he doesn't like, and so he tries to against all logic to make a positive become a negative. Also is not as much about liking one console, more than another, it's more of a hating one brand more than the others. Sadly I just defined a great deal of us here on these forums :(

Robotron
10-16-2008, 12:59 AM
Yeah he's a real mouth-piece and Microsoft should shut him up. He just makes everyone's hard work look like sh1t.

jacobtf
10-16-2008, 03:37 AM
While it might not exactly be the "biggest moment" in internet history, it's not every day you have up to 14 million simultaneous downloads. But what's this about it being a small file? Isn't the update around 100mb? While that isn't enormous, it's still a pretty hefty download x 14,000,000.

NewBeginning
10-16-2008, 03:50 AM
Guaranteed without a doubt it will crash.

Every company "tests" and everytime it fails.

Blizzard just released a HUGE patch for WoW in preparation for the next expansion pack. It crashed just like it did with their expansion before it. And that's even after a extensive beta testing phase.

MS want's to think they will survive this update without a major problem but it's pretty much a 110% chance they will have egg in their face on the 19th.

And this is not the biggest moment in internet history .. maybe in MS history but not the internet.

While I wouldn't be surprised if it caused Xbox Live to go down, I will say that Microsoft's servers are much better than the garbage Blizzard uses.

fanps
10-16-2008, 05:46 AM
L33T have you considered its not this site. Maybe its actually that the Xbox 360 has way more fans and PlayStation 3 hasn't lived up to expectations. People can't help it if they like one product better than another. By the way that doesn't make them a fan boy. IMO a fan boy says that a product is better without actual proof. Instead they rely on opinion. That is the definition of a fan boy. I think you will find many more Sony PS 3 fan boys because in this console generation there aren't many statistics among other aspects Sony PS 3 fans can rely on to prove that the PS 3 is a better :rolleyes: console. I see Sony fan boys, present company included, flooding into most, if not all, Xbox 360 threads pointing out its superiority (without real substanial proof) and not the other way around. Of course this is probably due to the lack of threads pointing out the PS 3 superiority :cool: ***Bootyhuntah walks away smirking*** ;)

No bootyhuntah, the only problem is that 70% of the Web is pro-MS and we all know why.

thexile
10-16-2008, 07:39 AM
Seems like biggest bullshit!

Anyway, beat this (http://www.spreadfirefox.com/en-US/worldrecord/) M$!!!

Nemo17
10-16-2008, 08:16 AM
I don't see how the new update is the biggest moment in the history of the Internet? Isn't that blowing it out of proportion a bit?

Xenogears V
10-16-2008, 08:55 AM
moment in the history of the Internet

Wtf he said!.

Rotmm
10-16-2008, 09:03 AM
No bootyhuntah, the only problem is that 70% of the Web is pro-MS and we all know why.

Because the 360 is a better gaming platform?

bootyhuntah
10-16-2008, 12:05 PM
Because the 360 is a better gaming platform?

If you are referring to piracy then I totally disagree with you. The percentage of people who flash their DVD ROM compared to those who don't is immense. There are way less drives flashed.

cory149
10-16-2008, 02:02 PM
Greenberg says that it will "probably the biggest moment in the history of the Internet"
I tend to disagree, the biggest moment in internet history is when a couple techs first put the network online at a university, the second biggest being when disparate underground boards were allowed public access tieing them togther (the worst moment being the commercialization of what is now called an 'ISP'.) Without that, greenberg would have nothing to launch his so called "biggest moment" yet-another-wannabe-best platform on.

And of course, in the second biggest moment Skynet was born... :eek: :D

gerbilboy
10-16-2008, 08:21 PM
Because the 360 is a better gaming platform?

No because its for cheap people who buy crap hardware just its cheaper + piracy of course

gerbilboy
10-16-2008, 11:33 PM
okay you are so wrong.

http://i38.tinypic.com/6emd79.png


this is just coming from one private tracker alone. imagine those d/l from public trackers now.

exactly, when I pirated the sh!t out of my PSP, there is no more fun in the games, but when you buy them you appreciate them more ( unlik3 6ome pe0ple:rolleyes:)