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Zeus
06-23-2008, 07:53 AM
Team DWildo have released a piece of software to make the Wii remote function as a dildo. The next version will include 4 different playing levels and future plans include a USB webcam support and online chat client.



This is a highly advanced technology demo of a Wii vibrator. Use at your own risk. For educational purposes only. Wii remote jacket is supported for enhanced comfort.

NB: Do not try to use this with either the Wii Zapper or Wii Wheel peripherals. Injury may result from use. No responsibility accepted. Use at own risk.

V2 coming very shortly - now includes 4 different playing levels! See if you can master them all!


News Souce: <A href="http://wiibrew.org/wiki/Homebrew_apps/Wiibrator" target="_blank">Wiibrew.org</a>

Elektrixxx
06-23-2008, 07:57 AM
Do a handstand for Star Power.

zerophyte
06-23-2008, 08:00 AM
eh... I dunno what to say, this is just retarded.. lol

Lost_prophet
06-23-2008, 08:02 AM
"For educational purposes only."

Made my day! :D

P.s. waiting to see official accessories :D

mhz
06-23-2008, 08:07 AM
"Ideas

* Integrate into main Homebrew Channel menu.
* Add "stimulating" slideshow image support.
* Online multiplayer mode supporting up to 32 players, possibly more (this would make it the first ever widely available tele-dildonics).
* Support for usb webcam use and online chat client.
* Support for 4 simultaneous Wii-motes
* Remote activation of Wii-motes (Wii-mote 1, 2, and 3 activated via Wii-mote 4... all 4 activated through gamecube controller)"

no comments... :confused: :( :eek:

girls are gonna do it theirselves? d'oh, bet the creators of the project are gonna be watching streams from all the webcams..

Statix138
06-23-2008, 08:18 AM
Let me be the first to say, Hot.

Demand
06-23-2008, 08:59 AM
Wii really is a Pu$$y Magnet!

BladeX
06-23-2008, 09:05 AM
that's the most stupidest friggin thing i've ever seen. i thought the pole dance was stupid but this takes the cake! :rolleyes:

OmenLW
06-23-2008, 09:41 AM
lame.... all you gotta do is slap a rubber on the wiimote and youre good to go...thats what i do anyway

duckbuster
06-23-2008, 10:38 AM
lame.... all you gotta do is slap a rubber on the wiimote and youre good to go...thats what i do anyway

Sick... :eek:

NexusBurst
06-23-2008, 10:50 AM
LMAO: NB: Do not try to use this with either the Wii Zapper or Wii Wheel peripherals.

shinnkun
06-23-2008, 11:41 AM
This has got to be the sickest twisted thing I've ever heard this year! :confused: What the hell is going on? Even the pole dance is a sick idea! The Wii is a games console and targeted for kids and family use mostly. Where is the world going to seriously? :mad:

TopNut
06-23-2008, 12:08 PM
This has got to be the sickest twisted thing I've ever heard this year! :confused: What the hell is going on? Even the pole dance is a sick idea! The Wii is a games console and targeted for kids and family use mostly. Where is the world going to seriously? :mad:

lol its parody, calm down.

on a side note, i just saw the official page on wiibre for it


Type "Relaxation"
Display 1080p/2160p

OMG PWNAGE DISPLAY!!! IT EVEN HACKS OUR TVS TO PLAY A DEFFINITON THAT DOESNT EVEN EXIST!!!!!!:eek:

crypysmoker
06-23-2008, 12:56 PM
this makes absolutly no sense.

1. how are you making the wiimoter into a dildo??
2. why not just buy a cheap $20 vibraTOR??
3whoever belive this is true needs to be beaten with their mommies dildo.
Why is it next to a ipod...

this whole thing just looks like some kid got bored and made it up

xrippa
06-23-2008, 01:06 PM
now i see y so many soccer moms love the wii :p

MadonnaProject
06-23-2008, 01:40 PM
didnt the nunchuck get the "dildi" monker to begin with? anyhow this was inevitable.

AcADIeN
06-23-2008, 02:36 PM
Lol, its funny to see how many people think it's real.

Demonic_Cr0w
06-23-2008, 03:00 PM
this makes absolutly no sense.

1. how are you making the wiimoter into a dildo??
2. why not just buy a cheap $20 vibraTOR??
3whoever belive this is true needs to be beaten with their mommies dildo.
Why is it next to a ipod...

this whole thing just looks like some kid got bored and made it upUmm, are you retarded? It's a fucking joke and it is real (I downloaded it for the hell of it x D ) It's homebrew, anything's possible. But over extended use would probably run down the motor in the wiimote = /

Elektrixxx
06-23-2008, 05:59 PM
But over extended use would probably run down the motor in the wiimote = /

Yeah, but it would be worth it.

STKD
06-23-2008, 07:46 PM
I should issue a C&D note to maxconsole for this. I wrote that text!:D
The app is both real and a joke, originally for some dumbfuck gbatemp users, and the author will remain anonymous. "Enjoy"...